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🗓️ 9 April 2019
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | Everybody welcome to another episode of the Chad Braithers Show. Good to be with you right here from studio 22 Blaze TV dot com slash humor. Go get it. You can use promo code chat. |
0:15.0 | And you get all the stuff that you need to get. There's all the podcasts on there as well as all of the shows that are on there and one of the most special ones that are on there and you guys are watching it. I'm telling you guys have all seen it. And that is in the woods with Phil Roberts and he's sitting here with me in the hot seat today. We're going to make it the hot seat today. He is he's talked all day long. He's talked out. So this is going to be the Chad Braithers show with me talking and feels going on every now and then. Okay. I just gave you a thumbs up or. |
0:45.0 | What you went on something's off of Andrew he and he asked me yesterday. And it was a very it was a very feminine moment that he and I had together because we're both getting makeup put on our face. He said. There's Phil Roberts to talk about anything besides Jesus or duck. And I said, well, it's hard pressed hard pressed to find a whole lot. I said, and if you ask him a big open-ended question, he may still give you a nope. But I heard it. Some of I heard some of the recording. It was good. I tend to get a little bit. |
1:15.0 | I'm going to read a story. I've researched it repeatedly that puts a piece between yourself and God and immortality on the table. I tend to check that seriously. It's a pretty it's a pretty heavy topic. I'm telling you it is. I got to feel I'm looking at the chance of immortality. So I'm going to do it. |
1:45.0 | So yeah, I discussed that quite a bit. I'm thinking man that whole living for everything gets appealing. I'm telling you it is. Let me introduce these folks sitting over here in the public. We got folks everywhere all over studio 22 got the master mark. And then this is he's the director. Then we got Candice the queen of the Ethiopians. That's a biblical reference right over there. She's never been to Ethiopia, but she didn't know she was the queen of it, but she is. I'm trying to get her to read that Bible passage and speaking of trying to get people to read Bible passages. I got party foul Steve sitting over here. I think we need to send him to West |
2:15.0 | Monroe, Louisiana. So maybe you could make something out of it like a duck on her. It's like it's so well. He does have a look. I don't know if he can get that beard grown out. Then of course we got our ever favorite hot news. Natalie over there. Who's always on the topics of the day. Now I was sitting with Al your eldest son. And I ask him. I said, tell me how your dad raised four boys with the energy that they've got. And he didn't kill all of them. |
2:45.0 | He said, one of the things was that you told him you knew they were going to fight and they were going to get into it because their boys. But remember that your brothers. So don't go breaking arms and really hurting anybody. Because then they get in trouble. But other than that was he fair in that assessment. |
3:04.0 | Hello, the code was it was short. I'll let them know boys. The only rule around here is there are no rules. They were like, I said, however, I said, never disrespect your mother. Because I watched huge yet being born. And I've been saluting women worldwide ever since I saw that. |
3:33.0 | I was thinking, I don't know how this is going to work out. My sex life was shot. But I got over in about a month. But it hurt my sex life about them. I said, I'll live over. So there's your boys. I said, never disrespect your mother. Three licks. If you disrespect mother. If she tells you something, do it. You disrespect her. She's going to tell me about it. Three licks. I said, no fighting in the house. I said, look, you can get loud. If you want to make a point. |
4:03.0 | I don't man be preaching in Holland. Whatever you want to do. Get a little loud. I said, there's no problem. I said, but if it comes to blows where we're fighting. I said, I end the fight by three licks. And I said, the only other thing is if you tear up perfectly good equipment for no good reason. Three licks for just being stupid. |
4:25.0 | So that was the code we went with it. And Jay sells the story. He said, and he's given a speech to an audience the other night. And he said, I asked my dad, I want my one day, you know, so my dad sitting in his chair and he said, I wanted to find out some information. |
4:46.0 | He said, so, and I didn't know what the answer was. So he said, Dad, what are STDs? And I said, what are STDs? I said, come over and sit down son. So he came over and he sits down. |
5:04.0 | I gave him a speech somewhere in the speech. Jason, this is Jason. Jason said, I made the remark that some of these microbes crawling around on this stuff. I said, well, eat your genitals off your body. |
5:22.0 | He said, that caught my attention. He said, you all have to remember something. I wasn't but eight years old when I asked him about the STDs. He said, when he got through with that speech, he said, I'm here to tell you God and everybody. |
5:39.0 | I started dating Missy, my girlfriend. We waited until we married and we've kept our sex right there ever since I heard that speech. |
5:50.0 | So therefore, I'm just saying you can be blunt with your children. But if there's sons, you better shut the corn within because it's a pretty good story. He said, I remain pure till I married. |
6:04.0 | That's true. He said, but it was the speech that did it. I just had a conversation with one of my sons. It's never been uncomfortable for me to tell my kids the truth. Some people get uncomfortable with that. |
6:16.0 | Whether it's a sex talk or just life or eternity or whatever you're talking about. I'd rather they hear those kind of talks from me. Right. |
6:25.0 | Rather than someone else and you your own son. Absolutely. |
6:28.0 | Here from you. And we had the STD talk because you're here is getting it from the school and they're trying to tell him about STDs and pregnancy and safe sex. And I said, no, no, no, there's only one safe sex. And that is get married. |
6:39.0 | Yeah. And have sex with that one person who got married to you who's chosen to have sex with that one person for the rest of your life. And it's plenty. Yeah. It's all you need. It's all you need. All you need. It's all you need. My dad told me a couple things. |
6:51.0 | I was talking to your man there and I reminded him of that. He was somewhere. Well, you don't want to tell me who I'm saying. I said, I said, one man, one woman. It's all you need. It really is all you need. There's only so much you can get in life anyway. |
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