Ep. 34: Halloween

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2013

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week we talk about crapping your pants because you're scared rather than just because you're 3 years old. Theresa asks the Great Pumpkin for a pregnancy hiatus, Biz loves Halloween, and we talk with Amy Storch, aka Amalah, the hilarious and insightful advice giver of Mom Smackdown. Plus, Biz predicts that by the time this show airs Theresa will have a baby!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a preschooler.
0:03.0	And I'm Teresa, a working mom with a toddler.
0:05.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:08.0	We all need a place to vent, so don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:12.0	This is one bad mother.
0:15.0	This week it's Halloween and we get advice from Amy Corbett Storch of
0:26.8	advice Smackdown. I like doing the weekend we can still wing it Teresa
0:38.3	we just wing it so fun
0:41.2	fucking love Halloween. How are you?
0:45.0	Oh, I feel like shit.
0:48.0	Good.
0:49.0	And I thought of something.
0:50.0	Imminate baby.
0:51.0	Yeah, I thought of something great.
0:54.0	Oh, good.
0:55.0	Well, it's actually, well, this is a great idea.
0:57.0	A million dollar idea.
0:59.0	Pregnant women should get like a weak hiatus from being pregnant somewhere like around 30 weeks or something.
1:07.4	Yeah. Where you just aren't pregnant for like a week. You just go get trash. Yeah. It's a by week. Whatever. A by week. Yeah, swim.
1:13.4	It's a bi week.
1:15.0	And you're just not pregnant.
1:16.8	You're your normal self, right?
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