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🗓️ 10 June 2024
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Hey HBs! We're here with a contemporary sapphic romance! It's a fake relationship extravaganza with a buttoned-up couple's counselor and a cool, alt actor.
CW: Mel got really triggered by this book, so look out for discussions of disordered eating, diet culture, rampant fatphobia, and more.
Bonus Content: Mel cut her own hair!, where is all the roller skating the cover promised?, moaning in front of strangers in the workplace, and more!
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Mel: Cut your own hair and liberate your neck if it's hot! And DNF if you need to.
Sabrina: using technology to be a chaotic neutral gremlin. The person who did this is a champion.
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0:00.0 | Sorry, I'm very distracted. |
0:01.1 | Do you have a moth in your recording booth? |
0:03.5 | No, it's the biggest fly I've ever seen. |
0:06.0 | Okay, because it looks like a meteor crossing your video camera. |
0:11.0 | I know. |
0:12.0 | Truly. That's how it feels. I feel unsafe in here. |
0:17.0 | I'm Melody Carlyle and I'm Sabrina Bradley and this is Heaving Bushams. Stack our shells with the crunches out. |
0:35.0 | Shatter from the rooftop, can you hear the sound? |
0:40.0 | Live your best life. |
0:43.0 | Love it out loud. |
0:45.0 | This is the podcast where best friends recap romance novels and other kissing media |
0:51.0 | that makes us swoon, sn stark, and refills our cups. |
0:56.4 | Whether you've read the book or are coming in blind will lay bare every delicious scene and |
1:01.9 | rebel in the tropes and sub-genres that make romance |
1:04.7 | amazing. All right listener, strap in and strap on. Headphones are highly |
1:11.4 | recommended. Oh, hey, Sabretta. How are you? I'm great. My neck like way better than I normally would be because I just like have |
1:46.7 | air on my neck all the time it's a game changer listener I cut my own hair on |
1:51.7 | Sunday because the kids wanted their haircut and we all |
1:56.6 | decided to donate our hair and so in order to get the length we need to |
2:01.6 | squeak by we need to squeak by. We had to go way shorter than I anticipated and now I've got like a chin length haircut and it's very cute. I'm not going to like you. It is super cute. You did a good job. Thank you. But I haven't had this short of hair in a really long time and like the |
2:20.9 | liberation of the nape of my neck is a game changer, especially in summer when I'm |
2:26.5 | perm a sweating. So I'm used to short hair, but I'm used to it extremely short at the back because like I have a long yeah it's a whole like you know you got like a |
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