Hey, everyone, it's Fat Mascara. I'm Jess. I'm Jen. Hi. Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm

feeling like juiced up, amped up. We've got like a whole new vibe here at Fat Mascara.

That's right, guys. You know what's happening.

I think you're a little heavy with the finger on that drum roll. We got new mics. We are on

an all new fancy setup. We are like podcast pros at this point. No way, fancy new mics.

And we're hoping that you're hearing us and thinking that we sound way better. And yes,

my new recording platform has a couple sound effects. I promise I will not be using them.

In fact, our sound engineer brand is probably like, you can use them. Just don't abuse them.

I feel like that kind of thing, like I need to be told not to use them. Otherwise, like

every five seconds, I'm going to be dropping a drum roll or like a dumb like clap or like

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me rolls, Jess. As someone's telling about like some horrible

like childhood story. I wouldn't do that. No, I don't think I'll be using this a lot

because I think that could get real annoying for our listeners, not spending our sound

engineer losing listeners by like the hundreds, you know, it all went downhill and they

got that new recording setup. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I know that I think we might have

to take those away from you and definitely me if I know we sound effects. Yes. But anyway,

I hope you hope you can feel the difference. Anyway, I am hoping everyone is rounding out

their end of summer feeling, oh, God, I'm feeling all right. I have a really fun. Well,

we have a really fun show for you. Yeah. Tell us about the fun show you have, Jess.

Yeah. I was about to talk. What have you planned for us? I have. Actually, you have put

together a nice little news package. Yes. And I know you talk to your dermatologist, Dr.

Heidi Walderf about this is interesting. I can't wait for this. The lesser known benefits

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