EP 33 - Duurrrring the War

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. Then I reflect on the Credit Crunch and my experiences giggin in Afghanistan duuuring the war. We end with a hypothetical fight between Nicola Sturgeon & Ruth Davidson.

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0:00.0	What's most people?
0:02.0	Most people.
0:04.0	They're all-h-h-h-holl-h-h-holl-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-hong-down.
0:10.0	Hello and welcome to episode 33 of what most people think. Did you have a good
0:19.4	Easter? Did you? Because it really felt like we needed an Easter, didn't we? I mean if there's one theme I felt we needed at this point in 2020 in the year of the Corona was a bit of just sitting around at home, you know, just watching some films, spending some time with close family just you know just
0:36.4	connecting winding down and not having anything to do how thank Jesus. Thank you for that Easter.
0:43.6	Listen, man, it is strange times. I mean getting fatter as well, getting fat.
0:48.9	I don't, like we had that thing that when you were middle age, you can't just do a
0:52.1	couple of easter Easter eggs you will see
0:53.6	that in your face the following day so me my wife we had a had a couple of Easter eggs that
0:58.1	none of us neither of us apparently eating but they are just sitting on the side
1:01.5	gradually getting smaller.
1:03.4	So I don't know if you're having the same thing where you are.
1:05.4	We had a bit of socialising over Easter.
1:08.0	We had a Zoom party and because of my friends, just being a top bloke and his technical expertise he set up two rooms because a lot of my friends we like dance music we like house music so we had we had one room for chat and then we had one room for dancing and it was great like it was it genuinely felt like we had a
1:26.2	night out the only thing it did feel was like like I was dancing for a webcam I
1:30.6	felt ironically way more self-conscious dancing like as a tiny
1:36.3	little thumbnail on someone's screen I felt pressure to perform who knows if they
1:40.7	had made little donations I would have taken off a bit more but my wife
1:44.5	She got ready for it. I didn't expect that like she properly got ready and and I think that this has probably been happening up and down the country is
1:55.9	Is women miss getting doled up you know like they want to they actually like they've always moaned about and they're oh got
1:58.2	get ready I've got this side what to wear turns out doesn't it turns out they love it. They love all that.
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