Ep 33 – Ancient Papyri and Joe Tappin' Dat Fanny
Naked Mormonism Podcast
Bryce Blankenagel
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2016
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, we jump back into the historical timeline! We start off with the wiles of a Michael H. Chandler, and how he made $2400 off Joe's fascination with ancient artifacts, then, the 1835 Doctrine and Covenants are voted in as scripture by every member of the church. After that, Big Daddy Cheese is given a living stipend and fees for giving patriarchal blessings, and we talk about another first vision account, only this one is taken from Joe's own diary. To finish out the episode, we read a couple of autobiographical accounts covering the end of 1835, and leading into 1836, the second of which takes us into talking about the first real sex-scandal we have good evidence for, the one between 18 year-old Fanny Alger, and 30 year-old Joseph Smith. We don't run short on crazy for this episode, so strap in and enjoy!
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Outro music Jason Comeau http://aloststateofmind.com/
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Links:
BoC D&C comparison by Joel
http://joelakuhn.com/dc-compare/
Autobiography of Jonathan Crosby
http://www.boap.org/LDS/Early-Saints/JCrosby.html
Autobiography of Benjamin F. Johnson
http://www.boap.org/LDS/Early-Saints/BFJohnson.html
Brian Hales on Fanny Alger
http://josephsmithspolygamy.org/common-questions/fanny-alger-2/
Oliver Cowdery to Warren A. Cowdery (Dirty, nasty, filthy scrape)
http://josephsmithspolygamy.org/oliver-cowdery-letter-to-warren-a-cowdery-olivers-brother-january-21-1838/
Mormon Think Book of Abraham Article:
http://www.mormonthink.com/book-of-abraham-issues.htm
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is naked Mormonism. |
| 0:06.0 | I pledge my life all that I may have. |
| 0:11.0 | I will strive to the utmost of my ability to be what you would want me to be. |
| 0:17.0 | It's time to find the truth. |
| 0:19.0 | And having set our hand to the plow, we will never look back until this work is finished. |
| 0:31.6 | Where is the church going? |
| 0:33.6 | I have faith that the Constitution will be saved as prophesied by Joseph Smith. |
| 0:42.0 | But it will not be saved in Washington. |
| 0:45.7 | It will be saved by enlightened members of this church. |
| 0:50.1 | The explicit tag is there for a reason. |
| 0:53.8 | So if you get offended at what's said, it's not for you. |
| 0:57.3 | But most importantly, may you ponder the truths you've heard. |
| 1:02.1 | May they help you become even better than you were. |
| 1:06.4 | Skeptize everything. |
| 1:14.2 | Welcome to episode 33 of the Naked Mormonism podcast, the Serial Mormon History |
| 1:19.6 | podcast. |
| 1:20.8 | Today is Thursday, May 27, 2016. |
| 1:24.0 | My name is Bryce Blankanagle, and thank you for joining me. |
| 1:27.5 | It has been a while since we've done a historical timeline episode. |
| 1:31.7 | So let's get a quick refresher course. |
| 1:34.5 | I must give my sincerest apologies for the brief hiatus of historical timeline episodes. |
| 1:40.4 | But obviously they take a monumental amount of work to put together and it was just not feasible |
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