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Tights and Fights

Ep. 329: A Flips and Fistsmas Carol

Tights and Fights

Maximum Fun

Comedy, Wwe, Danielle Radford, Arts, Hal Lublin, World Wrestling Entertainment, Wrestling, All Elite Wrestling, Aew, Society & Culture, Lindsey Kelk, Raw, Dynamite, Smackdown

4.6726 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

God Bless us everyone! It’s time to recast the Charles Dickens holiday classic “A Christmas Carol” with professional wrestlers!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tides and Fights Podcast is the perfect wrestling podcast.

0:08.0

Tides and Fights and Fights,ights, the show that discusses wrestling with the sincerity and hilarity that it deserves.

0:29.6

I'm Baal Hal Lublin, and I'm joined today by my fellow members of the nation of conversation, business.

0:36.7

Dunkind was my business. Danielle Radford.

0:41.3

Go kelk us, everyone. Lindsay Kelk. Hello. That line has so much heat with me, Julian, you don't even know.

0:49.5

We did a performance of a Christmas carol in my school when I was the worst thing is when I

0:55.2

look back I was 11 like that's the worst part of this this tells you what a monster I've

0:59.6

always been and the kid that was playing Tiny Tim just couldn't couldn't do it he couldn't

1:05.5

deliver it right he just kept being like God bless us everyone, no, no, no. And I don't know how

1:12.7

many times the teacher was like trying to help him with his delivery. He just couldn't do it.

1:17.5

And I remember standing. Right? I just remember standing at the side of the stage being like,

1:21.8

why is, why is this so hard? Why is this so hard? It's like, because you are 11 and he is eight

1:27.2

years old.

1:28.1

Send him into the mirror room and just have him get the damn line.

1:31.2

Why can't people follow direction?

1:33.1

All he had to do was repeat exactly what the teacher was telling him.

1:35.9

He did that thing where it's like the worst direction in the world.

1:39.9

It's 31 years later and I am still furious about that kid fucking up our whole production.

1:45.8

He knows who he is.

1:46.9

He's not listening to this, but if he is, good.

1:49.3

I hope you learn to do stuff.

1:50.8

And that boy was Timothy Cratchett, who did not die.

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