Hey guys getting caught up on OP radio podcast and the most recent one not the most recent one

But the one before that was talking about thanksgiving and how his dog got a turkey neck out of the trash

And it got stuck down and strode yet to pull it out

So he got me thinking of all the nasty shit that I've seen dogs eat in light and I got a great story

Me and my buddy Glenn were out in the woods, right?

There's the building this house and we were partying across the street. He was

Um, summertime. So it was about nine o'clock at night. It's still kind of light out

So the dog kept on running off coming back running off coming back with drinking drinking knocking back um

Amoreto and fucking probably PBR talls or something like that

So we're drunk and I apologize right now

creamy butters of

2020 would never do this but a 15 year old creamy butters from the year 1985 would do this

So we get in the car and I'm driving and I'm fucking shit face. I'm not even all them after drive

Dogs right in between us and my friend Glenn's uh sitting to the sitting in the bathroom seat, right?

And I'm looking at the dog and it's got like toilet paper hanging from his face

So I'm like grabbing the toilet toilet paper and it's kind of nasty and the dog goes

and boom

right on my lap

Pile toilet paper and um uh chewed up shit log right chewed up shit log evidently

uh this dog shadow had found where the carpenters were pooing

And just went in there and just started eating so my friend Glenn who uh

Is a scumbag to this day and I'm proud of that

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