EP. 320: Male Junk Explained

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.5	This is a PG 13 warning for anyone to listen to the upside podcast.
0:13.6	Man, what's going on? Welcome. Welcome to today's episode, you know, Wednesdays,
0:18.0	we look back on a moment in Kramer history. And today we are going to be talking about
0:21.2	male genitalia. I just want to put that out there. It's out there. We my previous radio days
0:26.0	were pretty crazy. And it's fun to look back and kind of laugh at some of these crazy moments.
0:29.8	And that's what we're going to do with male genitalia today on the show. Hi, my name is Kramer,
0:33.6	and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified
0:40.6	mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. Well, welcome to the certified
0:47.2	mama's boy podcast. I'm Steve Kramer. This is a feel good podcast. I do it with my mom every
0:50.9	single day. Today's PG 13 just FYI. It's a family conscious podcast. People. Okay.
0:59.6	We have three principles. We live. We laugh. We love my mom. We live our lives out loud. We laugh
1:03.9	a lot. And we love my mom. My co-host Nancy. Nancy, hi mom. Hi, honey. I wonder if there is a picture
1:10.0	in your phone right now that if your phone were to get lost and somebody were to be able to hack
1:17.1	into it, we'll say. What? Is there one picture in your phone? You would just be humiliated
1:23.9	if somebody found? Does that make sense? Uh-huh. Because I mean, I don't want to talk about like,
1:28.6	oh, somebody sent me an inappropriate picture from my husband or whatever. No, I'm just curious
1:33.4	if there's anything else in your phone that like if anybody else were to go through your phone,
1:36.8	you'd be like, whoa, like, why is there a picture of that in your phone? Because I've got one.
1:42.4	And I should probably delete it, but I just keep forgetting to do it. And I'm like,
1:45.9	God, did this ever work to get, like, if my phone ever were to get like hacked into or something,
1:50.0	I don't know how in the world, like, explain this and it's kind of gross. So I told you that I've been,
1:54.4	I thought I've been having chafing problems from running, right? But it's been, it's literally been
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