Ep #32 The Blood Countess: Elizabeth Bathory

The Brohio Podcast

The Bros of Brohio

Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Social Sciences

4.6 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Bros are back after a Holiday Hiatus. She's known in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most murderous woman in the history of the world. In this episode we dig into the Blood Countess: Elizabeth Bathory. She tortured her servants in ways that are completely unspeakable. Was she a product of a royal kingdom that wished to see her dead for debts the king owed her? Find out in this episode.

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0:00.0	This podcast is part of the Bompod Media Network.
0:07.0	It had been three long weeks without a new episode of the BROHIO podcast show.
0:13.0	Everything in town just seemed different.
0:16.0	People lost their smiles, they lost their will to laugh.
0:20.0	Me personally, I just stopped caring all together.
0:24.0	I shit my pants because I didn't care what people thought about the way I smelled.
0:28.0	The holidays were supposed to be a happy time.
0:31.0	But without those butt-chugging douchebags, life was empty of joy and happiness.
0:36.0	Something needed to be done.
0:41.0	Then, there was a revival.
0:44.0	The people cried out to the BROHIO.
0:47.0	We told them that we needed them.
0:49.0	Actually, we got on their social media accounts and told them they were lazy pieces of shit.
0:54.0	We were tired of sitting on their dead asses.
0:56.0	Nonetheless, from the ashes of a strawberry swish or sweet,
1:00.0	the BRO's rose like a Phoenix to fulfill their destiny of making us feel better about Monday mornings.
1:06.0	This is episode 32, The Blood Countess, Elizabeth Bathory.
1:27.0	This is real life.
1:31.0	It's been so long.
1:34.0	This chair, I've worn out my ass groove.
1:37.0	It's no longer there anymore.
1:41.0	Well, let's see if we remember how to do this.
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