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One Bad Mother

Ep. 32: Birth Plans and the Joys of the Third Trimester

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2013

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about how GREAT Biz looks (really great) and we share our birth plans as if we will actually have any real control over anything ever again. We are joined by returning guest Alice Bradley, co-author of Let's Panic About Babies, to discuss all the perks of the final days of pregnancy. Example? Touching by strangers.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stay-at-home mom with a preschooler.

0:03.0

And I'm Teresa, a working mom with a toddler.

0:05.0

This is a show about life after giving life.

0:08.0

We all need a place to vent, so don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.

0:12.0

This is one Bad Mother, we talk birth plans and speak with returning guest Alice Bradley, co-author of Let's Panic About Babies to Talk Third Trimester.

0:31.0

Whoo! Whoo! Third Trimester! third trimester and birthlands.

0:37.0

Score.

0:38.0

This is just a gimme show.

0:40.0

So fun.

0:41.0

It's so fun.

0:42.0

It's so much fun. It's going to be really fun.

0:45.0

Or a painful reminder that neither of us are prepared to have a child.

0:55.4

So how are you?

0:58.1

Fine.

0:59.1

Yeah.

1:00.1

I had a total rage this morning, a wardrobe rage.

1:05.0

Oh, like, because it's starting to get like,

1:08.0

you know, it's like half hot, half cold now.

1:09.7

Yeah, in California.

1:11.2

Yeah, it's the time where it's like cold really cold at night so like

1:14.4

mornings and evenings are cold. Yeah.

1:16.2

9.9. Like makes you want to die because it's so hot. Right. So like

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