Welcome to the News and Why It Matters. Happy Friday. I am Sarah Gonzales. We are joined today.

I'm a little bit nervous. A little bit nervous. We are joined today by a comedian Nick DiPallo.

In nervous? I am. Well, what? Well, I feel like we have to have people in the control room like

their hand on the button in case they got to press the sensor button. I'm a professional. I had

not had a temper my act. Oh, you got me drinking this very fruity beer. You're the

trying to get me drunk. I'm nervous. All right. So what's the top story for you? I guess you got

to go over the debate again. I'm gonna get all the grades and that'll be another night of...

I can't... We have a whole month though before another one comes. So that's good. We do, but we

have to talk about it right now. So it's it's really handy this time. Yes, I will say you have

you've delivered to us an alcoholic beverage that has on the label the word Keenwa.

Which I have never heard anything about. Why is the Keenwa in our alcohol? It is. And if you will

notice it says made with organic alcohol because it says me. I mean... We've got to do... we got to

step our game up. I know. This is so much gluten free. Thank God. All right Nick, what's your top

story? It will be the emancipation proclamation. I thought that was a big deal. Yeah.

Now mine's still... I didn't get to watch a debate because I was performing last night, but it

would be the project Veritas going undercover with Google and exposing them because they're the

biggest threat in the next election. It's not Russia or China. Wow. All right, Jason. I want to help

our progressive friends. They're trying to convince us that they're not really socialist or communist.

And I'm gonna give a big thing of advice right now. Just if you want to make that claim,

don't... Or just stop quoting communists. It's just huge. It's pretty solid advice.

I'm gonna go in through this little self-help thing with them. Okay. All right.

For all the progressives who watch our program. It's a legend.

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