4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Hey HBs! We're here with our first historical in a while and Sabrina has decided she lives there now. That's right, When Beauty Tamed the Beast by Eloisa James has stolen our plucky co-host and may never return her! We've got an erroneously-ruined heroine, a supposedly-impotent and very grumpy doctor hero, and an arranged marriage that "doesn't suit." But swimming lessons might just be the key to flooding everyone's basements.
Bonus Content: Sabrina quits the podcast so she can devote all her time to Eloisa James, Kelly Clarkson moments, boat jokes, unspoken demisexuality, and so much more!
CW: childhood injury and chronic pain, discussions of previous opium addiction, discussions of sexual impotence.
Lady Loves:
Sabrina: Being late to a series so that the library hold times are slim to none and then INHALING that whole series. Don't be afraid to be late to the party!
Mel: (has two again)
1. In the small moments, practice choosing to see the good in things, or the bright side. Sometimes happiness really is a choice, a quick reframing of an inconvenience can change your whole day!
2. The Foundation Single Crochet stitch! Apparently you *don't* have to start every project with chain.
Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!
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0:00.0 | On one hand listener, basically too long didn't listen. |
0:03.1 | My life is simultaneously the best it's ever been |
0:06.5 | and I'm the happiest that I've ever been, |
0:08.2 | but it's also ruined. |
0:12.0 | I am a ruined person. |
0:14.0 | Oh my God, just like Linnet! |
0:18.0 | I'm Melody Carlyle. |
0:20.0 | And I'm Sabrina Bradley. |
0:22.0 | And this is Heaving Busums. Stack our shells with the crunches out. |
0:35.0 | Shatter from the rooftop, can you hear the sound? |
0:40.0 | Live your best life, love it out loud. |
0:45.0 | This is the podcast where best friends recap romance novels and other kissing media |
0:50.0 | that makes us swoon, snark, and refills our cups. |
0:55.0 | Whether you've read the book or are coming in blind, |
0:58.0 | will lay bare every delicious scene |
1:01.0 | and rebel in the tropes and sub-genres that make romance amazing. |
1:05.0 | All right listener, strap in and strap on. |
1:09.0 | Headphones are highly recommended. |
1:12.0 | Love and love. are highly recommended. Oh, we grow, love it, let it out! |
1:25.0 | Oh, it, Oh, who, |
1:27.0 | grow, who, |
1:28.0 | I do, go, |
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