4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Bobby is a super plus tampon. Kristen accepts the Carnation bar challenge. Khalyla has a sumo-sized love for Bobby. We talk, the secret of the Enchirito, shelter island statues with juicy butts, and the real story of Bobby's Mad TV audition.
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| 0:00.0 | You don't like ears on it? |
| 0:01.0 | I don't like to hear my own voice, which is a problem. |
| 0:02.7 | Why? |
| 0:03.7 | Because I feel like in my brain, I sound more badass than I actually do when other people hear it. |
| 0:10.8 | It's the same way that I view myself. |
| 0:13.4 | People are like, oh, that's sweet. |
| 0:18.0 | And I'm like, well, no, I'm not sweet. |
| 0:19.6 | I thought I looked badass, smoking cigarettes and I would see doing my hair and everyone's |
| 0:24.8 | like, that's nice. |
| 0:25.8 | That's so cute. |
| 0:27.3 | I don't want to look cute. |
| 0:28.5 | Yeah, gotcha. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm not the problem. |
| 0:30.5 | It's dark because I do so many things I want to talk about. |
| 0:32.6 | I desperately wanted to be called cute, my whole life. |
| 0:35.4 | You're not cute. |
| 0:36.4 | There's nothing to talk about, right? |
| 0:37.8 | No, you're rugged. |
| 0:38.8 | Rugged. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:40.8 | It's that, but never cute. |
| 0:41.8 | I've never been called cute. |
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