4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2021
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello. Welcome to Fat Maskara. Everybody's favorite beauty podcast. I'm Jen. I'm Jess. It's a beauty podcast. |
0:14.0 | You say I do say beauty podcast. That's right. What are you listening to? It's podcast about beauty. |
0:19.9 | A beauty podcast. Okay. I just have to put it out there. The reason that I have we're saying |
0:25.9 | beauty podcast 10 times is I am on a mission guys to get our podcast to rank better with Google |
0:33.4 | among people looking up beauty for some reason. We're not up there. And then I did a whole bunch of |
0:39.4 | research and learned that there's those little like out the little spiders that crawl all the |
0:44.7 | information on the web. They actually do audio transcriptions of podcasts, Google search engines. |
0:51.4 | And that's how they rank it. And I realized you guys for a while. Yeah. Beauty. Beauty. It's a beauty |
0:57.4 | podcast. We don't actually say like that a lot because you all know why you're here. So anyway, |
1:02.8 | forgive us for the next couple of episodes. We say beauty podcast 20 times. And we'll be paying our |
1:07.2 | guests to say beauty and beauty podcast and best beauty podcast. This is five minute intervals. |
1:12.4 | This is going to get old real quick. Jess. Hi. How are you? I'm okay. Greetings from the new |
1:18.7 | stewed. The new stewed. You made the move. I made the move barely like I feel like I'm going to be |
1:25.6 | saying I'm mid move for the next six months. I am safely in Hoboken. My family has arrived safely |
1:35.2 | in one piece. I am now trying to turn my closet into like somewhat of a podcast studio. I don't |
1:44.1 | know how this sounds from the other end, but oh my god. It's so like a weird throw thing. Sorry. |
1:49.6 | But I, I mean, it's got to be better than where I was before, which was as red our amazing sound |
1:57.8 | engineer described as like Tokyo drift. You know, I had people trying to like, you know, who's, |
2:04.0 | you know, Mazda has the bigger engine. Now I am like trying to kind of pad my little like closet. |
2:10.4 | Well, it's not little. I'm so blessed. I have a big closet and I'm trying to pad it out with |
2:15.0 | clothes. But the funny thing is I actually don't own a lot of clothes. I'm not like a clothes horse. |
2:20.4 | I'm looking behind you and there's clothes, but I honestly, I think that the perfume shelves |
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