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the man at the helm, puppet master.

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man named Partyfell holds court, sitting next to a black man named Buji, the only black

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Today, it's party time, mom.

We welcome you to number 300 of the Chad Prater show.

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We're going to have fun today folks.

We're going to have a celebration, got a big surprise for all of you fact packers out

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