He's unpredictable. He's relentless. He's fearless. He's smart. He's a jerk.

Oh man, what a jerk. How would you describe Kirkman ahead?

He's talented. He's blunt. He's complicated. He's the fakest tough guy I know.

He's honest. A self-proclaimed weeny. He's the fakest tough guy. I know. He's honest.

Not self-proclaimed weeny.

He's angry.

He's actually a good guy.

He's a psycho big mouth prick.

I wish we had more Kirk Minahans.

How would you describe Kirk Minahan?

Combustible, unpredictable, venomous,

Pesty, obnoxious, selfish, polarizing Pappus.

Enough about me, let's get to the show.

It's Kirk Minnehans.

Enough about me.

This is a different one for me. This is a different one for me obviously.

Working with somebody you don't like and doesn't like you.

The first one I did with Portnoy we've got along pretty well.

I have taken one with Hammonds, McDonough with Ryan. We like each other.

Shamasi and I and Dan is here don't like each other. So I will give Dan credit for this.

There are a lot of people who don't like me around here and I've asked them all to come on, you know, the DuPonts, the Haggerties, the Greshes, they've all told me to go pound sand.

Shaughnessy is here, we're at Fort Myers, and has come in here and has decided to do it.

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