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It's the one stop shop for everything you don't need but gotta have. So sit down. Hold on.

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Oh yeah, and Carl.

Do you like a Carl favor? Go take a pee by the wind out.

Alright, I'm pausing this. You're gonna smoke. I'm gonna like pee behind one of these trees. We'll be back.

Hey guys, sorry to leave you hanging on the first episode. That was kind of a rookie mistake as I try to figure out this whole podcast thing.

I do want to thank you for subscribing to this fine podcast.

And if you want to give a few stars like five stars, we rule.

So where were we? Ah, that's right. I was outside taking a leak and now I'm checking for deer ticks.

And we're gonna go right back into the conversation from Carl's creepy cabin.

By the way, at the end of this episode you're gonna find out why Carl is living in this creepy cabin.

Also, we get to find out how Carl became so close with Guy Fieri.

And then we'll throw in some other stories that hopefully you'll laugh at. Let's get back at it.

OP radio.

Alright, Carl. I want to thank you for letting me pee outside in peace.

The cabin is very tiny. You went to the right. I went to the left and I grabbed the tree and I got to be honest with you, man.

There's something about, you know, letting your letting your, uh, let in your, uh, your jewels, your jewels.

I'm trying to keep it clean on the podcast, everyone. Go for a bigger audience.

But anyway, having my jewels out in a nice, nice early spring breeze.

God, that's a nice feeling.

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