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Ep 299: Joshua Tree Special - The Closing Statement

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Part 1 of TigerBelly road trip! The gang heads to the Desert. We talk weird orgies, the Synder cut, Bobby's mantra, Khalyla's mantra, soda scams, and Lionel Richie's life-altering words. *Recorded 3/19/21

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0:00.0

You know what? I honestly if I started a cult you would be my second command.

0:04.3

Who? You.

0:10.4

No, if I had a cult, you're trying to get me choked out at night. No, no.

0:14.7

If you guys are into that, King. I mean, you guys are in the, they're showing the same old

0:18.5

tellroom. Maybe you can't cause a fight or a rift between them. I'm not. I'm just saying that,

0:23.1

just on the pamphlets alone, the faith. Yeah, the pamphlets with the bandana. I think it's

0:29.2

more convincing. If I had George on the fucking pamphlet, if we had a cult, it's like been there

0:35.5

done that. Yeah. Yeah. As Philip, he know you just have that look, but I like it. Thanks, man.

0:42.9

But George would be at the, uh, at the meetings.

0:48.2

Setting up chairs. No, you have at the recruitment meetings as security. Shaku

0:53.6

to read. Setting up the chairs, cookie, cookie, we would have cookies and coffee, probably

1:00.8

like an A meeting. That's it. Yeah. Oh, he would also bring out the graphs. I imagine the space,

1:06.2

the space graphs. I imagine if you started a cult that like you wouldn't feed anyone,

1:11.6

you like keep them starves a little more. There's so thankful. They're tiny little morsels and

1:16.0

they get so like, they get so like the pleat of nutrients that they really just start to

1:20.9

like worship you in ways you shouldn't be worshipped. Yeah. I think that, um,

1:29.3

I know enough people to start a good cult though. Do you think the way to go is to

1:34.4

to have people follow you? Do you think that deprivation is the key or overindulgence is the key?

1:40.4

The pitch. The promise. What's the promise? There's no promise. It's it's my energy and my

1:46.4

pitch and my charisma and my speeches and my philosophical ideas about how I would say I'd use

1:54.6

we'd need proof. We need proof. Bobby and I were thinking about. But I would have,

2:00.8

I just let me finish this idea. It's I already know like what comics I would have in my cult that

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