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🗓️ 2 October 2023
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Hey HBs! Sabrina and Mel recap The Professional by Kresley Cole! It's book 1 in The Gamemaker series and poor Sabrina got duped into thinking that's it's chiefly a mafia romance. FALSE! The Russian mafia is certainly there, but this is a BDSM erotic romance of our dreams! We've got stalking for reasons, we've got kidnapping, we've got dry h*mping in corn fields, we've got wet h*mping in maid's closets, we've got foot jobs under the table, we've got bondage in country saunas! What more could you ask for??
WELL, there are two more brothers who love kink! So, patrons get ready for our recaps of The Master and The Player!!!
Bonus content: Sabrina's delicious post-Professional dreams, Mel divulges things about her body pillow, there's not enough clit slapping or tit slapping in romance, this is not a BDSM manual! But it's so so so hot at the same time, and so much more!
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Mel: Using Fejo by Victoria Aveline! The hero is a sad broken boy who hides behind his effusive charm and flamboyant pirating!
Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!
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0:00.0 | Hey everyone, this is Heaving Bozoms, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels |
0:14.0 | while go falling, sweating, and every once in a while clutching our pearls. |
0:21.0 | We've got some brand new patrons to shout out this week. |
0:25.2 | I'm sending a big warm welcome to Monica P, Emily P, Alison B, Javon, and Carolyn. |
0:36.2 | And we've got some longer term patrons who absolutely need some love. |
0:41.2 | So big virtual hugs to Jessica N, Maureen R, Abbey T, Meredith, Tiffany R, Kim D.V, Nora W, |
0:54.2 | Lucy, and Julia D.K. |
0:58.2 | Y'all make the show possible. |
1:01.2 | This week, we are recapping a book that I have heard about for years. |
1:07.2 | We had a feeling we'd become obsessed, so Sabrina and I built in time to read the next two books |
1:14.2 | in the Game Maker series for Patreon. |
1:17.2 | Today, you're getting the professional. |
1:21.2 | Then this week, patrons can look forward to our recap of book two, The Master. |
1:27.2 | And next week, we'll recap the player. |
1:30.2 | We meant to make the Patreon recap both books in one episode, |
1:35.2 | but it turns out we had so much to squee over in The Master that that wouldn't end up being its own episode. |
1:42.2 | So the player obviously will get its own as well. |
1:46.2 | Sabrina and I, just FYI, loved the player. |
1:51.2 | So, without further ado, here's our recap of book one in the Game Maker series, |
1:57.2 | The Professional by Cressley Cole. |
2:00.2 | Enjoy! |
2:06.2 | I can't remember what came after three for a second. |
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