No, what is this?

Huh? How many miscalls is that?

Why the hell did he call you seven times?

You two must be lovers!

No, I already told you he's my friend.

That's not what he said.

Well, that's what the truth is.

Damn you, Jeffrey.

Stop this.

I know you're with him.

I heard you say you loved him.

As a friend.

Ha!

Gaye! You've got to respect the pronouns.

Everybody knows that there's only one group of people that cannot commit crime.

And I'm not talking about black people because they do commit crime, but we're not allowed to talk about them. But there is one group. They are our saviors. They are the redeemers. The sole keepers of the world. I'm talking about none other than the gay community. But of course, they were victims of a mass shooting that happened. And that is a terrible thing, right? We don't want people getting shot getting shot we don't want people getting killed the only problem we're finding out now is that the shooter

is non-binary so i'm just going to give some confetti for that yeah that's we got a rainbow

explosions of rainbow literally tied to an extreme event and this is turning all pundits on their faces. They don't know what's going on. Because how in the world could you have gay people attacked? And then also them being attacked by their own people. This is like a paradox. I feel like we're in some sort of a Scorsese film. And we don't know what's going on. It's inception. We have this so many more stories coming

up here on Slightly Offensive. This is the best worst show on the internet. I'm your top 17 host

Elijah Schaefer and this show is amazing. I have a beautiful and amazing guest with me today.

Ivory Hecker, welcome back or welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time. Is this your first

time? I think it is, yeah. Well, welcome back on. Okay, so just jumping out of this, you know, you are a pundit, you are a commentator, you're a podcaster. And for people that don't know who you are and people that aren't familiar with you, how the hell did you end up here on YouTube talking to me right now about these crazy events?

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