In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for President of the United States.

That was Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America.

Isn't that a funny saying?

The United States.

We've been anything but United, and I hate to have a black pill episode.

I'm not even trying to do that to you.

But I was at Mara Lago the other day,

got personally invited. VIP, the greatest event, the greatest. There was everything from music to

golden chairs. It was fantastic. China wasn't there. It was a beautiful spectacle. Trump did

announce his presidency. And unfortunately, I couldn't find myself in a position

of joy. I didn't feel good. I don't feel great. And despite just getting off of a plane and not

having any time to even take a shower, I'm still just wearing the clothes, six hour layover. I had to

write this show on the plane.

There was basically no possible way to do it between all the work I have to do for the

GOP on Instagram and then the live stream.

But here we are, guys.

And I have to do this because the Western world is not doing good.

It's just not doing great. It seems like we're collapsing

on purpose. Because as we speak, our leaders right now are embarrassing us, seemingly

intentionally, on the world stage at the G summit. I don't know if you know about this,

but we're at war technically with Russia, right? We're funding the G summit. I don't know if you know about this, but we're at war, technically, with Russia, right?

We're funding the Ukrainian war.

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