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The Oh, God. Oh, God, Amy Schumer's career has really gone downhill.

It has been a rough start.

My name's Elijah Schaefer.

I'm your top 17 host here at Slightly Offensive, the Best Worst Show on the Internet.

I am joined by my guest in the studio, Mark Loebliner, IFBB champion, podcaster, billionaire.

He's also the first man to have colonized Mars.

Welcome back to slightly offensive.

Great to be here.

What the hell did I just watch?

That was a, that was a Nica avocado.

Now, I got to be very careful because if you're ever going to talk to a blackbird,

don't call him a Nica because you might end up getting beat up. What was that? Like, what was the point of that? He didn't eat the food. He spilled it out. And then he slammed a broom. Like the broom. Why the broom? I think he's just, that's the embodiment of an american in 2022 it's like obese narcissistic

disgusting dirty and also um uses poles and put sticks where they were never meant to be used

that's pretty much i don't even got your confetti of color there you i'm so confused at I just like, because he does muck banging things. I've seen that guy before. Muck banging for those I don't know is you just eat a lot of food. Mm-hmm. So that was, that was a departure from eating the food. Like he just wasted all that food. He did. And that's, that's what we're talking about today, guys, because the world has been increasingly unhealthy.

We're at a maximum level of biological dysmorphic mutations.

People are literally walking pieces of adipose tissue. If you don't know what that is, look around you, buddy.

Go to your local Popeyes. Not only will you sell C. Trequan from the hood, but you also might see Laquisha and some of her other friends. But it's not just the black girls that are fat. The white chicks are getting fat. The Mexican chicks are getting fat. And yeah, I've started to see Asians getting fat so you know things are bad. We're talking about the unhealthy food, the obsession with making us sick and trying to kill us. But don't forget on that note first to like, share and subscribe to this channel. Make sure wherever you're watching this, that you support us because you know that the fight against free speech is at an all-time high. They don't want you to be a giga-chat. They don't want you to look like an absolute king king and of course queen. And so we want you to get the information you want to make sure you support. Before we jump into the stories for today, do not forget that we are living in a day and age where nothing is certain. The only thing that you can guarantee is the fact that the government is trying to rob from you. They're trying to hurt your children and they want you to suffer. But of course, when it comes to the money, we saw what's going on with FTX and the scamming and crypto going sideways. People are looking, where do I put my money in a way that can withstand the tested time? When inflation is up, when our dollar's worth literally nothing, and Biden seems to make matters worse. And of course, we even

lost the Senate. It appears perhaps we don't know what's going on. My friends at Goldco have an

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