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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Ep 293 | Democracy is FAKE and GHEY, Here's Why | Guest: Lauren Witzke

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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4.94.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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GET THE EXCLUSIVE "FULLY OFFENSIVE" SEGMENT AFTER THE SHOW & BECOME A MEMBER OF THE MOVEMENT HERE: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ Tucker Carlson said we don't win in elections like we want to because we aren't hitting the right issues that resonate with the voters. Obviously like 2020, the 2022 election was fair and free and there was no funny business, but why does it take so long to count the votes? Why can we not deter...

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0:00.0

You think that elections would give us answers, that as we put our votes to the test, we extend the rights of our democracy and our ability and power as a collective people that we'd

0:23.2

finally have the outcomes that we wanted some sort of end to the mystery but now that another

0:29.3

election has come to an end in america right now we just are left with more questions and

0:34.5

answers let's be straight up about this. It's so confusing

0:37.9

watching some states be able to count their votes the night of the election. Other states,

0:42.1

it take days. And then they say with Democrats that it could take a week to count their votes,

0:47.9

but that's only if they don't win unilaterally on the night of election. If they win,

0:53.0

then we just stop the vote that night.

0:54.9

So it's kind of strange. It's like we find more votes if they don't win, but if they win,

0:58.6

then the votes are done. I get tired of it. And the White House has assured us time and time again

1:03.5

that the 2020 election was the safest, the most secure election ever. Joe Biden actually

1:09.6

said legitimately that it's probably the most

1:11.9

secure election in the history of the country. And if that were the case, then why is America's

1:16.2

confidence in our election system at an all-time low? Perhaps it has something to do with

1:21.0

malfunctioning voting machines like we saw in Maricopa County, sketchy mail-in ballots, and

1:26.2

delayed results that sometimes take weeks to be

1:28.7

finalized. It shouldn't be like that in a developed country. You shouldn't have a system where it

1:32.7

takes weeks to count your vote. It doesn't make sense. Literally, I can now get verified

1:37.0

more easily on Twitter for $8 that I can probably cast a vote or get it verified. It's a strange world we're living

1:45.1

and things are flipping. That's phenomenon of chaotic elections is new. It actually didn't

1:50.2

used to be like this in the United States because our elections were never perfect. But they

1:56.2

were also never a complete mess like this, or we don't even know who won on the night of election

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