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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 293 – chunk madden

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

what the hell is this, halloween?

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0:00.0

Clear is the one you got to pay for though. You got a you got a pay for pre-check too. Yeah, but the pre the clear one is like a private company

0:06.6

Yeah, yeah, that's that's when I saw that in the airport

0:09.8

That's when I was like, you know what this is just this is like a cruel joke. Oh, it's all bullshit

0:14.6

But they're like do you want because they offer it at the airport? They go in the days when there's a huge line

0:18.4

They're like do you want to pay $20 to skip the fucking yeah security and it's like

0:23.6

That shouldn't exist like what do you think I'll kind of I'll kind of can't put together 20 bucks?

0:28.4

Yeah, that's the premise of

0:30.8

No, no, no, no, no, you just skip the line. You still got to do security

0:34.2

You got to go through the metal

0:37.8

If you have pre-check you get to skip whichever line you're supposed to go through

0:42.8

What do you mean if you're clear, but you don't have pre-check you just skip the non-proper

0:47.8

They can take pre-check away from you really yeah for sure why and they don't have to tell you they'll just take it away

0:54.5

That would honestly you too

0:56.5

Kill myself. Yeah, if you go if you if you let's say you're standing in line at pre-check or whatever and you say something like

1:03.4

There's not supposed to be a line at pre-check or whatever

1:06.5

They're not see it. Yeah, they'll fucking the

1:08.8

No pre-check for you go to the computer and they click something and your name goes red. Oh

1:13.8

That happened to me when I got into a fight with that lady in Chicago and I started yelling at her

1:18.7

And then ripped her name tag off for her shirt. No, you didn't no there was a lady who like I'm like I was like

1:24.4

What's your fucking name? You're gonna tell me that it's weather and

1:28.4

She's like well, it's weather so there's no refund. It's like you just canceled a fucking flight

1:32.5

They sat on the plane. It's fucking mechanical. Yeah, and you're gonna tell me like let the customer service agent on the phone lie about it

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