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🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Top three things about being alpha, number one. |
0:02.0 | We don't associate with any women. |
0:03.7 | If my friend is getting a little stressed, I'll suck them off. |
0:05.9 | It's not gay though. |
0:07.4 | It's not gay though, it's just dudes being dudes. |
0:10.0 | Dude, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so |
0:11.5 | alpha and so not gay. |
0:12.7 | Dude, suck my dick right now. |
0:13.7 | I won't even get hard. |
0:14.7 | Do it, suck, suck my dick. If Harry Potter would have involved a little bit of sex, they would have |
0:29.5 | sold the copies. I just thought about this in the shower. We're going to |
0:31.7 | break this down together. I mean Harry, look at him, The dude's got a scar on his face. You're telling me he's not into a little BDSM. Harry likes it rough, dude. You probably saw Volt-He probably saw a Voldemort show up and he was like, listen, buddy, I know you killed my parents, but I'm just sitting |
0:44.6 | here trying to figure out how many things I could fit in those little holes in your face. |
0:48.0 | How many... |
0:49.0 | All right, cut! |
0:52.0 | All right, restart. |
0:53.0 | Okay, pretend you didn't hear that. |
0:55.0 | I'm going to try again. |
0:56.0 | That was too far. |
0:57.0 | Um, let's restart. |
0:59.0 | I mean, seriously, dude, they played that little game, the Golden Snitch, you can't pretend like the winning team didn't use that as a butt plug |
1:06.1 | Why wouldn't she I would I would 100% absolutely |
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