Ep 289: Tom Segura & The Hook Up

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Bobby makes love to Michael Phelps. Tom shows off his advanced podcasting techniques. Khalyla chooses Bert Kreischer, Gilbert, and Jamar Neighbors. We talk Catholics, closets, running from comedy, and the Austin exodus. We also play the first-ever edition of the 'Podcast Co-host, Life Companion, Lover' game.

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0:00.0	It creates the foam so keep it on. Yeah, it creates the foam. You don't know you want to fancy coffee
0:05.6	You don't even know that hey chill the fuck out man. No, but you you came in here like I didn't come in here like anything
0:11.4	Oh, you came here with your fucking sports car
0:14.1	Vroom-vroom-vroom with your
0:17.0	Latina music
0:18.5	Sing how fast it goes and then you then you look at me and you go
0:22.0	What's your beverage situation which I've never been asked before and I'm like what do you mean?
0:26.4	He's like I need fancy fancy not just water fancy water. So if we had like Fiji
0:30.9	He would have just not probably not drank it and then he's like he wanted he wants fancy coffee. So I go here's my options
0:37.5	I
0:59.2	These days today I woke up in a really fucked up move. I don't know what it was when you say woke up because
1:05.1	It's a problem when you yeah, yeah, we're gonna put your earphones on
1:08.9	You don't have to you don't you can do whatever you want. I'll do this for now. Yeah
1:13.5	Yeah, no, it's when you say I woke up just yeah, give me give me a fucking general overview of when you woke up
1:21.0	I woke up to 40 Jesus
1:24.6	Christ
1:27.2	That's early from me
1:29.0	Considering that the hour sprung forward right so right technically it's one four all right
1:33.6	Can I defend myself and you and you what time do you wake up?
1:37.5	No, no, that's not true. I woke up at noon babe. Yeah, you were laying next to me. Yeah, I'm on my phone
1:43.9	She's no, I looked over and you were doing your fuck you were doing your sleepy sleep
1:47.7	Yeah, oh
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