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🗓️ 27 January 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Bobby has another confrontation at the airport. Khalyla loves a chicken drumstick. We talk kind Karens, identifier tattoos, Bobby's Bumble doppelganger, and Robocop growth moments. Wait for the end...
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0:00.0 | I'm going to do some yoga or something, get my body gone. |
0:25.5 | Everything can we do it together? I'd love this person to be there. |
0:29.9 | Are you sure, babe? I miss you so much. I know she's so distant. |
0:34.6 | We have to be. Do you have any gone testers? |
0:37.6 | I know. It's a weird thing because it's like, and I know you're right. |
0:41.6 | You're absolutely right. This is how we're supposed to do it. |
0:44.6 | But it's a silly feeling that I have, is I feel like I don't have it. |
0:52.6 | That feeling of I would bet my life on it. I don't have it. |
0:57.0 | Famous last words of it. I know, but we still have to go through the motions. |
1:01.0 | But I'm just being honest. I have that feeling as well. |
1:04.8 | So it feels weird in that way. |
1:07.8 | My initial instinct and reaction to what you just said is fear and anxiety. |
1:15.4 | In the Philippines, they always put this thing where it's like, |
1:20.2 | Buyag, Buyag, Buyag, which is like, don't say any, don't make any bold declarations. |
1:26.6 | Because what life will do is prove you wrong. |
1:30.2 | Yeah, but we're luckily, we're not in the Philippines. |
1:32.2 | That only works in on those islands. Buyag, Buyag, Buyag. |
1:35.2 | What I want to say to you is, Buyag with a capital. |
1:38.0 | I want to say Buyag to you with an exclamation mark and a fuck, and a fuck a finger. |
1:43.2 | That's rude. I love you though. |
1:45.0 | I miss you. I miss you too. |
1:47.0 | It's like, we're in a house and we're like, we can't touch and we're just going to get what? |
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