Ep 274 | Putting a Bow on 2019

Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher

Blaze Podcast Network

News Commentary, Society & Culture, Daily News, News

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Studies show that some people have had a better... intimate...experience in 2019. Speaking of... intimacy, Hugh Hefner is not in a better place right now, but his son is in... the air force? Uh, thank you for your service, I guess. Also, who is the most googled female of the year? And which cancelled television shows are we glad we missed and won't have to see again? Finally, Jeffy shares the story of the time he shoplifted a bag of candy from a grocery store (what a criminal!) and the tale of a British man who inadvertently bought a 26-ft inflatable Santa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And now a Blaze Media Podcast.
0:04.0	Welcome to Fat Pile Friday, phone call Friday, and stories that just can't really be real.
0:12.0	You know, I mean, I love them like the story of the Chinese man that's making the
0:18.4	rounds now that's had a seven inch long glass bottle removed from his rectum.
0:23.6	Wrecked him.
0:24.6	And down there killed him.
0:25.6	No, don't give me an ouch.
0:27.6	I want a rib shot.
0:28.6	Had a, I want to get the rib shot.
0:31.6	And I'll tell you when to play it.
0:35.0	Then I'll tell you when to play the ouch.
0:37.0	You ready?
0:38.0	All right.
0:40.0	Had a glass bottle removed from his rectum.
0:42.2	Wrecked him. it damn near killed him.
0:44.6	Okay.
0:47.0	Now he said that he accidentally inserted it into himself.
0:51.2	Ouch.
0:52.0	Thank you.
0:54.0	Now he went to the doctor and he told doctors he was trying to use the container to scratch his itchy backside
1:00.0	when it slipped into his body all of a sudden.
1:04.0	Right.
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