Ep 271: Whitney Cummings & The Non-Proposal

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Bobby reads a poem. Whitney wants Mr. Lee's ashes. Khalyla hears a Dodgers win. We talk tunnels of life, new masculinity, Starburst fertility eggs, and crying Rogan. www.patreon.com/tigerbelly Thank you to our sponsors: https://www.manscaped.com/tigerbelly code: tigerbelly http://forhims.com/belly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	I like your ankles. I've never seen them before.
0:04.0	I am calling Ronan Farrow.
0:08.0	Yeah, that's not... I didn't say that your ankles were sexy. I'm just saying I've never seen your ankles before.
0:14.0	No, I'm offended because I know you're attracted to disgusting things.
0:18.0	Your ankles are pretty cool.
0:22.0	Yeah, I just don't like the thick ones. You know what I mean? I like your ankles too, babe.
0:26.0	Thick, thick ankles. I hate cancels, man. I hate it when it blends into the foot.
0:30.0	It's like... But this year? Yeah.
0:32.0	Create a bridge or, you know what I mean?
0:36.0	Are you doing an impression of Howard Stern? What's happening?
0:38.0	No, no, no, we're not even on.
0:40.0	Take this off. I'm so happy.
0:42.0	I haven't been around people a lot. Have you noticed how feral we are?
0:48.0	Yeah. That's crazy. When I go around people, I'm really weird.
0:52.0	Yeah, me too. I can't even sustain eye-contact with people.
0:55.0	Or I do too much of it. I ask someone how they are and I want to know the answer.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:03.0	It's just...
1:05.0	I feel bad for...
1:07.0	Do I put this on?
1:09.0	You want to.
1:11.0	Like the homeless? Can you be the boss?
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