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Hello everybody, hello horny men, horny women, horny people, everyone here listening.

This is your horny housewife, the horny housewife I'm here with a special guest today.

She is big Leo energy, she's funny as fuck, she's unfiltered,

and she is here to tell us her story. I've got juicy fucking questions,

and let's get into it. Here she is. So I am with Lauren, and I just gave a little intro about her

hi Lauren. Hello. I want, we want to hear your story today. So let's start. I've teased you for a

couple of episodes. Tell me how old you were and like your whole beginning of your first marriage.

Well, I was the ripe old age of 25 when I decided that I needed to get married.

That's, that's a lot of girls. Yeah. I went to like 17 weddings that summer and had just

broken up with a long-term boyfriend, and I knew that if I did not get attention that I would go

back to said boyfriend, yeah, who was also a Leo, and it was pretty tumultuous. So I decided,

I decided to go find that attention, and this was when internet dating was kind of on the newer

side, ironically my mother and I were on match at the same time. I didn't even see one of you.

Have to narrow down those age limits. Did you like, did you go on dates? Yeah, right. I talked

about the most. Guys, did you pay? No. Okay, a match was free. Match was free then. I mean, this is

the dark ages, obviously. Yeah, pretty. Girls don't have to pay for this. I don't pay for this.

So I decided, and I have a pretty strong personality, and I decided that again, if I did not get

attention and a lot of it, I would go crying back to this guy and do what we always did and get

back together. So I set up 20 dates and 20 days. So this was like, intention here. Absolutely,

I was husband hunting. So how quickly in those 20 dates, like when, what number was he in the 20?

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