Ep. 26 - Where Do I Pee??? - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P.

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy, Relationships, Parenting

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing. On today's episode, Christina P shows off her cool new 'Varsity Mom' sweatshirt, talks about child bathroom emergencies, and getting back into yoga. Christina then goes over some #MomFails involving children playing with tampons, reconstructive surgery, and a child being terrified of a 'Moose Soup' impression. She then moves onto some great #MomHacks about high chairs, foot massages, and emergency keys. Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Mom Fail" please call into our voicemail (213)375-5184 and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.

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0:00.0	Yeah
0:05.1	Where my mom's where my mom's where my mom's at where my mom's where it comes in long time raising kids clean and shit need a long
0:12.5	Now where my mom's where my mom's where my mom's at where my mom's at
0:19.4	With Christina
0:22.9	Thank you
0:25.6	Thank you for watching
0:28.0	YouTube and if you're watching on YouTube
0:33.2	You'll notice that I am wearing hold on let me change
0:37.8	I am wearing the official varsity mom sweatshirt
0:44.9	I this is finally in the store and
0:48.4	Last night I was up with my baby first of all I did a show at flappers. I came home
0:52.7	Just as I'm laying down to go to sleep after drinking my glass of mommy wine
0:57.6	Julian starts crying at 11 of course and then stayed awake until one in the morning
1:03.2	And then when I woke up this morning to do drop off for Ellis
1:07.7	I was like, you know what? I'm fucking varsity mom bitch. I deserve this you deserve this
1:14.2	It's soft. It's your
1:16.9	Badge of honor for all
1:19.6	The suffering we are POWs of love moms
1:23.8	We don't sleep we don't eat and we do it for the sake of our children because we fucking love them so much
1:31.7	And it's a crazy love that you'll never fathom and understand but you you do it and
1:37.6	So this is for you guys. This is your badge of honor. You're a goddamn varsity mom
1:41.8	You can buy this at the merch store
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