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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 258 – tanagra when the cheeks clapped

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

five types of mayonaise

Transcript

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0:00.0

Feel the rain on my dick, everyone can see your penis.

0:05.7

Everyone is laughing at it.

0:08.1

Everyone can see my penis, pulling it out in the rain.

0:13.1

Here's my dick, it's out of my motherfucking pants.

0:17.3

Look at my little dick, if I want you to get it signed.

0:21.8

If I want everything to be a faggot, I'm the only one that's strange.

0:26.4

But my dick, but my dick is small.

0:30.1

But my dick is too small.

0:32.9

It's too small to fuck over with.

0:35.1

I have to kill myself.

0:36.9

Because I have to get fucked in my ass.

0:40.1

Even though I'm not gay, I just want to be a part of it.

0:44.8

I just want to have friends.

0:46.6

I just want these guys to like me.

0:49.2

I'm trying to act in movies.

0:52.4

I'm trying to ingratiate myself to them.

0:55.2

So they will let me play a guy who's straight in an X-Men film.

1:01.4

I'm going to be in the X-Men.

1:04.2

And I'll do a good shit for it.

1:07.2

I want to be nightcrawler, paint me blue and fuck my ass.

1:11.7

I've been raped 18 times.

1:13.5

And I was at the one time I thought I was going to be in a motor roller commercial.

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