On this episode we discuss Valerian and the city of a thousand planets.

Not to be confused with Valerian root, the cure for a thousand ailments, available at your drugstore.

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy, Jim Appell, Stuart Wellington.

And me, Elliot Kaylin, and I want to start by just saying, Hey everybody, Mary, whatever holiday it is when you're listening to this.

I don't know when you're going to listen to it. Maybe it's Christmas time, maybe it's New Year's, maybe it's Valentine's Day, which is coming up as we're recording now.

Maybe it's Passover, which is also coming up in a little bit. So whatever holiday you're listening to it during, I hope you're having a good one.

Yeah, that's the thing we do every episode.

Just to be safe, I just want to cover our bases. I realize we've never done that. And what if someone's listening to this during a holiday,

and we're going to feel weird that we didn't wish them a merry one. They're going to think we're like anti there religion. And I don't want to cause that to happen.

That's why I named Valentine's Day a religious holiday.

Yeah, it's named after Zaint Valentine.

Zaint Valentine, which is one thing.

Valentine.

When Billy Zayn.

Billy is a time that St. Billy Zayn.

Billy Zayn Valentine sounds like if you did a black exploitation version of Billy Zayn.

And it's like, this is the story of Billy Zayn Valentine, star of black Titanic and black Phantom.

So what are we doing this podcast now?

Star of Titanic.

Name a bigger star of Titanic.

Okay, the boat. Sure.

Bill Paxton.

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