EP 250 - The Political Cynicality of Salmon Tandoori (with IAN STONE)

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Had a very funny chat with my good friend Ian Stone. We discussed the strategic significance of Starmer's Salmon Tandoori. What kind of kid's book Liz Truss would write. Why topical comedy is harder now there are more lawyers. And whether kids should be taught to call it a 'dinkle' or a 'penis'. JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:15.0	Welcome to episode 250 of what most people think and obviously it's 250 I should market this a cricket innings. I would raise the bat to the
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1:29.0	about personal milestones and this will be meaningless if the team don't win but deep doubt I would be
1:34.5	absolutely delighted with my individual triumph against my pathetic teammates
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