On this episode we discuss the Apple and the natural desire to meet an actual vampire.

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house I'm Dan McCoy and the second head of this comedy

server is me Stewart Wellington and I'm Elliot Kaylin once again the middle head on the comedy

server is even though I'm announced third here's the problem it's like those movie posters where

the faces don't line up with the order of the names just look at the poster for Jumanji the new one

you get the idea anyway I'm the middle head and I get named third wait am I here or am I not

oh god no you can't you're writing the back writing the back of this three head and

server is hound is your most famous bill of this server is hound I kind of see I kind of see

you as more like the Persephone who is who's like trapped here because she ate part of a pomegranate

I want to talk about my favorite Greek myth of pickaxe bill yeah hi I'm Travis McGrory or whatever

anyways what do we do on this show yeah Dan what do we do on the show uh we're getting there

what do we do on the show uh Dan Dan Dan how are his levels Dan Dan what do we do on the show

okay Dan Dan Dan what do we do on the show is there's too much pressure Dan Dan

you were Dan you were beta cooked by Travis so fast Dan what a show Dan we watch your bed movie uh-huh

and then we talk about it okay and tonight we watched the movie the Travis inflicted upon us

oh yeah Travis uh McGrory I said McGrory okay sure hi we've just been friends for three years

just know it's fine just clarifying for the audience okay no whatever it's good of

you may know Travis from being could have been popular than us yeah that's yeah

yeah country music star no it could not have been what have you know that you guys could pull

from the taxi driver played by Robert Daniel could have been a fixture character Travis

yeah maybe he pulled Robbie De Niro on your regular polls or whatever wait are you trying to do

a Robert De Niro impression no because well that sound like Dan oh um Dan Dan

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