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The Flop House

Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

We're doing another podcrawl, along with Read it and Weep and Too Beautiful to Live! They covered the first two of the original Ninja Turtles movies, and we covered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III aka the one where they go back in time and wear samurai garb that is somehow fitted to giant turtles. Meanwhile, Stu reveals Elliott's diaper secret, Dan has an energy drink scam, and Elliott poses a question about inter-generational incest. Wikipedia synopsis for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Movies recommended in this episode Lady Bird Found Footage 3D Sawdust and Tinsel LIVE SHOWS Dec. 9 –  San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

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0:00.0

On this episode we discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 Turtles in Time.

0:06.5

The only movie with the word turtle twice in the title. Find another one I dare you.

0:30.0

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house I'm Dan McCoy. How you doing there Dan?

0:44.0

Not great but how are you? I'm good because I'm steward willing to.

0:48.0

Okay. And I'm in the middle, Elliot Kaelin. I'm doing pretty good in my personal life

0:53.0

but I'm a little worried about the world situation. Average it out to a gentleman C plus.

0:58.0

Okay. That's not bad. You know. I mean if that's like you're great for Jim.

1:04.0

That's okay. You like to grade people at Jim. You don't what it was your gym pass fail?

1:10.0

Yes. Yeah. Jim I think is almost always pass fail. I feel like I got you think that.

1:16.0

I think the gym teachers just sit in his office at night grading what your times on the shuttle runs.

1:22.0

It's not just that right. Don't you also have to like fill out tests about like what are the rules to hockey?

1:28.0

Yeah. No. Or how to do a pull up best.

1:32.0

It's a five paragraph essay about pull ups. Yeah. Yeah. I wrote mine on diapers. The pull up diapers and that was not what he wanted.

1:40.0

Oh, they're more useful in your daily life, right? Oh yeah. I use that information all the time. People say you don't learn what you're going to use.

1:47.0

You don't use what you learn in gym and your regular life. But I did with that essay on that.

1:51.0

I think like I remember Dan told me the first time you walked into the daily show as a head rider.

1:56.0

You had just pulled up your diaper and you said I'm a big kid now.

2:00.0

I said mommy. Wow. I'm a big kid now.

2:03.0

Oh, I'm sorry for misquoting you.

2:06.0

It was a weird power.

2:08.0

But we all, you know, it worked.

2:12.0

We all showed him respect afforded someone who can use a diaper.

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