Ep 244 - How to Vegan with Alyssa Fontaine

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The endless dilemma for diet- and planet-conscious omnivores is this: “Okay, but I love _____! How do I replace that and still enjoy life?” Vegan nutritionist Alyssa Fontaine is here to walk us down the Garden Path. And speaking of garden paths, our own Bonnie Burns tries to green up the place with the return of “Garden Time with Captain Crinkle.” Or so she says… GUEST Alyssa Fontaine alyssafontaine.com @alyssafontainerd facebook.com/alyssafontainerd HOUSE BAND Josh Honrud and the Vera Vocal Band www.vera-vr.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes
0:16.2	What whoa?
0:18.2	Oh
0:22.2	I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting
0:28.0	Mirkated symbols say hi to Paul and Bonnie and Tony and
0:37.5	It's always this way of ratio
0:39.8	Adam justing my seat height everybody
0:43.0	There we go. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's it. So we don't have Tony today because
0:50.8	The way I understand it she's doing a dramatic reading of the book craft the life you love and
0:58.0	Ship yeah the
1:00.4	2023 craft crews. Oh my gosh, you know, okay, you know, it's weird. Remember how last week we had the guy
1:08.2	Who's the deputy chief counsel of the congressional ethics office and he was saying that that sometimes when there's like a strange
1:17.2	increase in money
1:19.4	in a you know in a congress party that's like a clue a hint that there's something wrong and you know
1:26.6	We've been doing this show for a couple of years it was four years now and
1:33.5	I'm making pennies a day. I don't know about the rest of you, but Tony has gone on
1:38.5	crews after crews
1:41.2	Don't you begin to suspect that somehow she's embezzling from the show?
1:47.7	Well, we do a lot of advertisements and Tony goes on lots of cruises. Those are some important data points
1:54.2	I got to say yeah, I think she's getting a little something like maybe from one of the mattress companies or something
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