Ep 244: Classic MAN-euver

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we talk about: a husband who wont stop drinking, a father who demands his dead wife be memorialized by his kid, a bartender who crossed the line and messaged a patron, a listener who is trying their hardest to not come across as racist, and a fiancé who ruins opening day. We also take a quiz to figure out where we should move to. This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out FactorMeals.com/judgies50off for 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Husband Won't Stop Drinking DELETED My Dad Wants to Pick Child's Name Fiance Ruins Opening Day Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:24 Final Mail Time 8:19 Husband Won't Stop Drinking 15:15 My Dad Wants to Pick Child's Name 23:52 Bartender Messages Patron 39:57 CJ: Where Should We Move 56:53 LS sound 1:00:36 LS: Minors and New Girl 1:08:15 Fiance Ruins Opening Day 1:19:11 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	As a small business owner, my favourite thing about posting a job on LinkedIn is that when I hit send, I clock out and LinkedIn clocks in.
0:07.0	LinkedIn makes it easy to post your job for free. Get qualified candidates and manage them all in one place.
0:12.9	Plus, LinkedIn extends the reach of your job posts by allowing you to share it with your network.
0:17.7	And hiring managers that add a hiring frame to their LinkedIn profiles
0:21.5	receive two times more qualified applicants. Go to LinkedIn.com slash agree to post your job
0:27.4	for free. Terms and conditions apply. Well, BuzzFeed sounds like my plans for Saturday night.
0:35.0	I know you're a feeder. I knew the drunkard depart.
0:39.6	I know you're a crippling alcoholic.
0:42.7	That one I remembered.
0:44.5	I forgot that you also would consume. Hello, boys, hello gals and hello non-binary pals, and welcome back to the least friendly episode of our show yet.
1:17.9	No, we're all wearing our friend bracelet.
1:21.1	You just can't see it because I'm wearing a sweater.
1:22.6	And I'm just covering my wrist.
1:23.7	And my name is Josh.
1:24.9	My name is Rick.
1:25.8	And my name is Christian.
1:26.8	And we are the judges here we are
1:30.2	back and valentines are than ever yes old saint valentines my favorite saint really your favorite
1:36.4	saint named one other saint nick got your ass there yeah what were you going to say jesus
1:42.5	saint jesus is he a saint?
1:45.3	I technically, I don't think so.
1:47.8	I think he's kind of...
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