On this episode we discuss Sicilian Vampire.

Surgeon General's Warning. Sicilian Vampire breaks down into roughly 95% Sicilian. 5% Vampire.

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Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.

Ooh we! I am Stuart, Willigan.

And over here it's Elliot Kaylin. Dan what are we doing on this podcast?

Oh wow jumping right in. This is a podcast.

This movie that we are about to talk about is so nut so that I kind of don't want to waste time on our usual bullshit where we're just like

Sclockity, Sclock, Deadly Doc. Here let's talk about whatever. And Stuart's like hey dude this thing happened and Dan you're like

Wapwapwap. And I'm like hey guys what but then here's a word that sounds like another word and here's a tangent. And then Stuart's like

yeah dude that's pretty cool and Dan's like oh I don't know and I'm like hey guys let's do this other thing. And then Stuart's like hey what about this and Dan's like let's get started already.

And I'm like no no no here's a distraction already and Stuart's like yeah let's keep making fun of Dan and Dan's like stop it guys I don't like that.

And I'm like yeah no it's pretty funny but I guess we should stop. Anyway Dan what are we doing the podcast?

Yeah you got too much time on something else and then Dan you start so I don't even want to waste anybody's time let's just get right into the show.

Dan what do we do other? Okay Dan now cut that audio that is our new ad that we're going to run on all other max one.

This is a podcast where we watch a bad movie and then we talk about it and it's September guys which means that other than ghost in the shell which was a mistake.

We talk about small many ways. It's small timber.

Yeah where were we discussed movies that we and vampire movies we normally wouldn't watch movies that normally fall beyond our purview.

Wait wait wait guys you said it's small Vember but when I look at the title of the movie I'm thinking isn't this more of a shock tober movie.

Oh because it's got a vampire in it you would be wrong. There is a posity of shocks.

Now let's talk about the small Vember purview. Now normally on the show we want to punch up. We don't want to punch down. You know why?

Punching up is better for your shoulder muscles. Punching down is actually very hard on your knees. And so we want to punch up to people who are you know big famous celebs make a lot of money.

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