While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu. So I go up to this house. It's a very small house. I mean it's probably five six hundred square feet maybe it's a very small house. It's a very small house. I mean it's probably five six hundred square feet maybe it's very small

house. I go up to the house I can see a front door the front doors closed there's

kind of two big windows or two windows on the front side of the house I go

around the back just to double check.

There's a couple small windows as you go around the house,

but there's nothing, there's no other doors,

one door at the front in and out, that's it.

So I kind of peek around the back real quick,

make sure there's no way out back there

These doors these windows are very small they're covered in cobwebs like clearly nobody's been through him at any any any time recently So I kind of sneak back around to the front and I'm

listening and I'm waiting this whole time like okay I don't I don't hear anything as I come back

around toward the front of the house I all of a sudden hear footsteps in the house, and it's running, like a grown man running from end to end across a small house. I mean, you could hear it, you can hear it plain as day, it sounds like somebody sprinting away from me

inside the house but I'm right outside the front door so I'm like great because this guy's got

nowhere to go right so for me this is a perfect scenario I've got me I've got my dog. I've got one way in and out of this house and this guy's not getting away. I'm like perfect. This is great. So I'm excited. I call for another unit right because I want somebody else to be there to go hands on when my dog bites this guy if he doesn't give up you know and so I call for another unit and I'm waiting and that's the only other unit unit that was close by was tied up and now he's

fighting with this gal trying to take her to custody you know about a about a half

mile away from me so I'm like well I can't help him he can't help me I'm not going to leave

here because you know this guy's going to get away and so I'm like okay well I guess it's

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