Ep. #232: ATC Comedy Fest LIVE SwapCast – Guys We F**ked & Doug Stanhope Podcasts
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2017
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
Recorded Oct 28th, 2017 at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ. This is a SwapCast with the Guyes We Fucked Podcast featuring Corinne Fisher (@PhilanthropyGal) & Krystyna Hutchinson (@KrystynaHutch), and their guest Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), and Al Madrigal (@AlMadrigal). Produced Stand Up Live. Edited by Chaille.
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:04.4 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to stand up live and another special welcome to our first all things comedy comedy festival |
| 0:12.0 | We got a great show lined up few tonight, but before we start we got a couple of reminders |
| 0:16.4 | First no shouting out to the stage |
| 0:18.4 | Please keep your table talk to a minimum and no photography or video of any kind |
| 0:22.8 | All right Phoenix all you ready to |
| 0:32.8 | Come into the stage it's your host of the guys we fucked podcasts give it up for Karen Fisher and Christina Hutchinson |
| 0:41.5 | Oh |
| 0:48.7 | Boy good to see it. Oh, you got the book. Thanks for getting the book you thank you |
| 0:55.8 | How you doing? Oh, man, I uh missed my flight this morning. Yeah |
| 1:01.4 | Babies first missed flight and uh woke up in a panic. That's always a good start to the day. I made the fly |
| 1:07.7 | Yeah, she did and then I was like well, and I got to flight like a couple hours later |
| 1:12.1 | I might as well smoke a lot of weed in my apartment before I go |
| 1:17.1 | And that's why you were very calm about it. Yeah, I noticed I noticed something was up |
| 1:21.8 | I was like see seemingly you would be a lot more upset about this. Yes, and Stephen texted me like oh my god |
| 1:26.9 | Just calm down. Just breathe. It's gonna be okay. I'm like I'm fine |
| 1:30.5 | And um, but then I was in line for the security checkpoint and the guy was waiting to go through the the metal detector |
| 1:37.3 | And the guy was like step back miss and I stepped back right in my hand walked right into this old elderly Asian man's penis |
| 1:45.4 | Uh-huh, and I just full on cup to his dick |
| 1:50.2 | For like a couple like a second, but like that was a long and he goes |
| 1:54.2 | And I was like, oh |
| 1:55.8 | Sorry that didn't mean do that and then right post security. I was like I'm gonna get a massage |
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