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It's crazy. We're going to get into some headlines today. Breaking news. Bernie Sanders is out. He has suspended his campaign.

I've been screwed one more time in the primaries. Bernie's out. Of course we knew that was going to happen. He's been in hiding. We haven't heard from him or seen him in a long time because he had architect couple months ago.

And there's this thing out there. Kevin 19 the woofloo and it's attacking people who have underlying conditions and Bernie Bernie Sanders is an underlying condition. If you ask me, diet socialist.

So we're going to get into a number of things this Sunday is Easter Sunday. It's Easter Sunday. I think we'll have us a church service.

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