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The Yard

Ep. 228 - Going Back In Time

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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This week, the boys talk about what we would bring with us back in time, Ludwig's new hair, and how the title of gamer is earned... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is what I think you were actually like and how you actually act

0:18.1

You got small notes and I'm awesome hair

0:19.7

Use your mic, bro. He doesn't care, dude. Why would he care about some sort of microphone, some sort of audio product? My life is crazy. Bencher. Where do you get that shirt? Is this your... What is that? Cadillac. Is it... It's... Ugly peasant,

0:39.1

ugly peasant, fat turtle.

0:41.0

Not ugly, though.

0:41.8

Not ugly, yeah.

0:43.4

Very beautiful. You can be fat. You've got a great face.

0:45.1

I'm Stavros of the pod right now.

0:47.3

Do the laugh.

0:50.7

You did it.

0:52.3

You did it.

0:55.0

Dangerously glass. Wow. You. Duhra. Dude, Dangersly glossed. Wow. You gotta get faster. SpongeBob is pitched up Sondro. They should put Stavros on SpongeBob. They should, dude. That would be a good... Honestly, he'll probably get there. It'll be like the Bikini Bottom NFL game and it'll be a Ravens game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'll make him Larry. Dude, they should put all of Comtown on SpongeBob.

1:29.3

They should put Come of Comtown on SpongeBob. Yeah. They should come in SpongeBob. Okay, whoa. They should let me come in SpongeBob. Here he comes. The guy who gets us banned off the internet, come and describe it then. You were busy so long pooping, describe it without being us in. What would it be like if he bust inside you? It was like, it was kind of spur- You know when you- You know when you would spin the thing to get the Play-Doh sausage out? And it would kind of like you can't keep cranking, you get a crank in and then it kind of leaps out He just driving attention. And then you crank it again And then it kind of leaps out again It was like three times of that

1:46.1

Three sets of Play-Doh sauce out. He just trying to watch them. And then you, and then you crank it again and then it kind of leaps out again.

1:44.9

It was like three times of that.

1:46.3

Three sets of Play-Doh, sausage coming out my. Yucky. That's, that was 80s. What? Yucky's what he just asked. There are thousands of people eating right now and one truck driver who drove into a people eating. Maybe they should fucking stop. Maybe they're getting a little big.

2:02.7

Oh wow, our viewers are getting too big and they need to stop

2:05.1

eating is our viewers are getting big and aiden wants you to get small now we see the merch

2:09.1

numbers a problem lately bro I've been a problem look at you I look good I look fucking

2:15.0

you guys take two dumps in one day huh which sounds glorious do you guys take two dumps in one day, which sounds glorious.

2:18.3

When you guys take two dumps in one day,

2:19.8

are they the same size? Doesn't happen a lot, but no. I usually do one a day to be clear. Not even close. Yeah, but you know, sometimes if you're a normal, if you're a normal pooper, sometimes you took the craziest poop I've ever seen. He sent me a picture too.

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