Ep. 225: Things My Kids Take Forever To Do plus Poet Chris Harris!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa share all the things that our kids take forever to do…put on shoes, eat, get out of the car, get into the car, really anything. Should we acknowledge the irony of all the times we say we wish we could slow down or that we wish the world for our kids would slow down while we complain about this? Nope! No time! Hurry up! We can’t teach you how to learn to be bored and to be patient when you are so slow! Sigh. We are getting really good at this? Plus Biz has more cake, Theresa gets ready for an adventure and we talk to Chris Harris author of I’m Just No Good At Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-ups. Chris' book of poetry is out now! Brooklyn: Tickets for One Bad Mother Live at The Bell House on Saturday October 14th are on sale now! Check out our book! You're Doing A Great Job!: 100 Ways You're Winning at Parenting! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsor this week is Blue Apron. To save $30 off your first meal and to get free shipping, go to blueapron.com/BADMOTHER. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485 Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook! Get a OBM tee, tank, baby shirt, or mug from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a part-time working mom with a big kid and a little kid.
0:04.5	And I'm Teresa. I have a family business, two young kids, and a baby.
0:08.6	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.2	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is
0:15.0	one bad mother.
0:17.0	This week on One Bad Mother, things my kids take forever to do.
0:24.0	Plus, this has more cake.
0:25.7	Teresa gets ready for an adventure.
0:27.6	And we talk to Chris Harris, author of I'm Just No Good at Rhyming. Woo!
0:34.0	I keeping the woo down
0:37.0	because baby Curtis is in the period of the day,
0:47.0	Before I get excited about a baby being in the baby. He's biting me.
0:48.0	And he's having a bite.
0:50.0	I will distract from that, saying this is it guys we've been talking about it for a
0:57.9	while this weekend if you are listening to the show when it comes out this week. We are going to be in Brooklyn
1:06.4	This Saturday night October 14th at the Bell House
1:11.3	Show is at 7 doors open at six bar opens at five I know that
1:18.0	there is a Brooklyn New York meet-up happening before the show I think we may have even said that was at four at the bar, but maybe you guys are thinking about a different bar, but please know the bar there just not open until 5 o'clock. I don't want a bunch of angry one-bed
1:34.4	mother listeners storming the bell house. Get your tickets at one-bed
1:40.3	mother podcast.com is the link.
1:42.6	That's where you'll find the link to the show,
1:45.1	to the tickets.
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