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The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. 219 – michael clayton

The Adam Friedland Show

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck

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0:00.0

We're just gonna go here. All right. So wait on some confirmation emails

0:05.6

Mm-hmm about

0:07.1

We're gonna have a Michelle Obama Michelle Obama. He's gonna be on the podcast a little cross promo shoot

0:13.2

She can and it's okay to do on a podcast because there's no video

0:17.0

But she's he's gonna demonstrate how she can unpeel a banana with her vagina. Yeah hands-free

0:23.8

Really that was her contribution as the first lady was to

0:27.5

She would go she would often go lady bird Johnson got halfway there. She could never really do it. Yeah

0:32.4

Well, she could do other things with her for John. She would fuck dogs

0:39.0

Correct that's why he lifted the dogs up by the ears because he caught them having sex with

0:45.3

Yeah, and then is that something the LBJ did? Yeah, there's a picture of him holding a dog by the ears

0:51.3

More you know

0:54.2

Yeah, and then and then what's your name bar not Barbara Bush Laura Bush

0:59.8

Barbara Kush Barbara Kush

1:02.5

She would smoke

1:04.5

Spoke smoke weed with her pussy. Yeah, she was smoked she would dry out

1:07.6

She would fucking juice all over the weed and then dry it on get high off her own supply. That's so true

1:14.0

That bitch it looked like George Washington

1:16.8

Picture of LBJ holding a dog up by his ears. It's pretty fairly had a big ass dick. Yeah, he was obsessed with his penis

1:24.2

Respect. Yeah, I don't know that man was raping

1:26.8

No, I think he was chill. No, no actually. I think maybe he was a homosexual

1:32.6

Lyndon Johnson

1:34.1

LBJ I don't know Lyndon's a pretty gay. Yeah, I will give you that. It sounds British

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