Ep. 219: Getting Out Of The House Is Hard Plus Bilingual Educator Keli Garcia Allen

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa wonder why it is so hard to get out of the house with kids. Oh, thats right…because everything. You’d think that after at least a few years, all the people in your house who need to get out of the house would accept that this is an event that happens and yet, when when you ask the 3 year old to get his shoes there is a very good chance he will return with rocks. Could it be that house-leaving related stress could be the seed for all parenting stress? Plus Biz gets the facts, Theresa is getting really good at this and we talk to Keli Garcia Allen about raising bilingual children. You can check out some of Keli's thoughts about raising children in a bilingual household and learn more about the language learning app on the Learn Safari website. Brooklyn: Tickets for One Bad Mother Live at The Bell House on Saturday October 14th are on sale now! Check out our book! You're Doing A Great Job!: 100 Ways You're Winning at Parenting! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are Care.com and Third Love. To save 30% off a Care.com Premium membership, visit care.com/badmother when you subscribe! And go to thirdlove.com/BADMOTHER and you can find your perfect fitting bra and try it for free for 30 days. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485 Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook! Get a OBM tee, tank, baby shirt, or mug from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a part-time working mom with a big kid and a little kid.
0:04.5	And I'm Teresa. I have a family business, two young kids, and a baby.
0:08.6	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.2	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:14.5	This is One Bad Mother.
0:19.9	This week on One Bad Mother, getting out of the house is hard.
0:23.0	Plus, Viz gets the facts.
0:25.0	Teresa is getting really good at this and we talk to Kelly Garcia Allen about raising
0:29.1	bilingual children.
0:30.3	Woe! Woo.
0:35.0	? Is there like a way we can communicate woo that just sounds like we're falling off a cliff?
0:42.0	I think I want that to sound like um moaning.
0:44.8	Uh huhhuh. Like early labor mones. Somebody bring the tennis balls and rub them up my back.
0:55.0	Sorry, that's like somebody I saw.
0:57.0	It's the tip thing.
0:59.0	The woman was getting rubbed with tennis balls and I turned to Stephan immediately and said I don't
1:03.7	want that. If this is an exercise in knowing what I do and do not watch that's
1:09.0	definitely not what I watch. Give them to me to throw at people. All right, Theresa? Yeah. How are you?
1:17.0	Okay, well it's a real mixed bag over here because I have something great to talk about but I'm also like kind of on the verge of tears.
1:25.0	Last night was not a good night's sleep and that's actually really all it takes.
1:30.0	Yeah. Just really all it takes.
1:32.0	Like tip.
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