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🗓️ 16 March 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone |
0:07.5 | you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone |
0:12.5 | who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend, |
0:18.9 | girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly getscha, it's waiting for you on Bumble. |
0:25.6 | It is the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Hey America, well, well, well, how |
0:45.3 | the tables have turned regardless of how you view the pandemic at large. We have to admit, |
0:51.1 | we are truly living in absolutely historic times. I want you to name another point in our |
0:58.0 | lifetimes where we have faced the closure of public places, churches, stores, restaurants, |
1:03.9 | schools, universities, never before have theme parks, sports stadiums and tourist attractions |
1:10.5 | stood so idle. I think by now we can all agree that this is more than just the flu. Get |
1:16.7 | with me folks. Most doctors and nurses don't treat flu patients while they're wearing full |
1:21.3 | hazmat gear. But regardless, if you think this is the end of the world or a governmental conspiracy |
1:27.3 | targeting our president, it doesn't matter. It's important to realize the true impact of COVID-19. |
1:33.7 | We're going to break it all down for you. Now the bottom line is this. You guys spent last year |
1:39.8 | licking ice cream and putting it back in the freezer. I want you to look what you did. Just look |
1:45.6 | what you did. Why could you just stick to eating tide pods and drinking bleach? Now kids are out |
1:52.0 | there licking public toilet seats like the moronic simpletons that they are for what viral fame. |
1:59.7 | You might not die from coronavirus by doing that, but you're going to get a full taste test in |
2:04.5 | German festation of some strangers. Harry, but now the danger in these current days isn't so much |
2:10.0 | the actual virus, but rather as we've seen the virus of panicking people. I want you to take a deep |
2:17.2 | breath folks. I want you to relax. How shall we now live in times like these in 20 years when a |
2:25.6 | Charmin commercial comes on? Are we going to have flashbacks of CCR songs and Huey helicopters flying |
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