Ep. 217 – Heavy Brain

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm upset because I've been like blowing just good bits all day to myself in the house.
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:05.7	And the green penis is pretty good.
0:08.0	That's good.
0:08.7	I mean, it's just joining us now.
0:11.5	We're coming off a black eye that has headphones held up to his penis.
0:16.8	Yeah.
0:17.2	And he plays classical music to his day.
0:19.4	He's trying to get pushing from his brain.
0:21.2	We're just trying to get an intellectual time.
0:24.2	You're going, yeah, it sounds crazy, but it works, man.
0:27.7	I'm going to tell you, I'm going to fucking this big, bitch.
0:30.9	She gets his defensive driving.
0:32.8	Yeah, she's a professor.
0:34.0	She's a professor.
0:35.3	Professor of domestic driving.
0:38.1	That's why he plays classical music into his balls to fuck a professor of domestic driving.
0:42.8	She's a professor.
0:43.6	She's a professor of driving.
0:47.0	Dad, you know, there's a whole thing about FDR.
0:52.2	Instead of him hiding his polio, he's actually,
0:56.5	he actually has just bitch, the big ol' bazongas.
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