5 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Hello good people of Slop City-
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We apologize for the delay as liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife on the road gets a lil wild- but that's how it is and you don't prerecord episodes because you're telling yourselves "HEY THIS IS AN IMPROV PODCAST WHY WOULD YOU PRERECORD IT LOL WELL YOU SHOULD BECAUSE YOU"RE COMEDIANS AND YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP OF IT"
BUT WE DIDN'T, OK . WE ARE SORRY. TINA DROVE A LOT. TINA SETS UP MERCH BOOTH WITH BIFFY UNLOADS TRAILER SELLS MERCH THEN GETS ON THE FRIGGIN STAGE AND DOES STAND UP THEN DOES IT ALL OVER AGAIN OK AND TINA IS TIRED AND LIBBIE LEGS HURT A LOT AND WE SIT IN THE CAR FOR A LONG TIME OK IM SORRY FOR YELLING WE JUST WISH WE WERE MORE ORGANIZED AND BETTER WITH OUR TIME BUT WHEN YOU DIY EVERYTHING ITS HARD OK LOVE U
Enjoy love y'all- sending blessings from Austin, TX
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0:38.3 | Don't play that song until I get my headphones on. |
0:57.0 | Because I want to hear every single beat. |
0:59.0 | I want to hear every... Wait, is that where you're going to sit? |
1:00.8 | No. |
1:02.0 | You were scrunched way down before. What the fuck, dude? |
1:16.6 | You okay? |
1:17.6 | We are falling apart. Okay. |
1:30.2 | How's this? |
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1:36.1 | One more thing just automatically moves of its own volition. |
1:43.6 | I'm trying to zoom out a little bit. |
1:45.5 | You're so close. |
1:46.6 | I'm going to flip this fucking table over. |
1:51.5 | Can you hear me in the mic, okay? |
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